Being able to spell is not a requirement for this job!

Do you mean for me to call for a takeout order as I pull into your driveway?

Truly the sign of a specialist

Do as I say, not as I do. Get your signage repaired!

As for you customers, I guess you can just get into your car and go home. Don't forget to pay for your selection on the way out!

If you have a problem with the computer system in your business, do you dial 911 for these people to help?

It is pretty hard to run a "Business Closing Out Sale" when you don't make a point to keep all the letters on the sign. Perhaps they needed to sell the missing letters!